First rule of Parklife: You have to queue to get in the queue that leads to the queue to get in.
Third rule of Parklife: If you’re Morgan Geist of Metro Area, look sullen and moody but play happy disco music.
Rule 3(a) of Parklife: Morgan Geist is “the whitest boy alive”.
Fifth rule of Parklife: Tabasco sauce is easy to smuggle past security and enhances the tequila experience.
Seventh rule of Parklife: Diplo sounds shit even when you are at a big festival, drunk and sitting in the VIP area.
Rule 7(a) or Parklife: Diplo even sounds shit from behind the speaker stack.
Eighth rule of Parklife: It would be much better if there were just 10 of us and we had a Private Parklife.
Ninth rule of Parklife: Goldfrapp are great but too slow to put on that late.
Tenth rule of Parklife: You actually have to queue to get OUT.